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me: did you two eat that whole loaf of bread?! momma sue: I only had two pieces. poppa greg: I have a problem, OK?! -
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me: hey, can I have some of your wine? momma sue: hell yeah! it'll make you feel better. look at me! -
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me: how how is she? mommma sue: 27. 28, maybe 30. 33. me: OK, don't hurt yourself momma sue: I'm going to stab you. -
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"you know what I’m going to do when I’m dead? I’m going to wait until you’re my age and then I’m going to haunt your ass."
tipsy times with momma sue…
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what I’ve learned this lenten season…
giving up wine during the week makes for some sloppy motherfuckers on friday night.
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NotesMomma Sue: It's like deje vu. Me: dejA vu. Momma Sue: I'm saying it like the French. Me: deja vu is already french, dumbass. -
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NotesI let Momma Sue borrow my thumb drive.
Me: If you lose that, I will punch you in the face.
Momma Sue: Not if I punch you in the face first.
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At the Elementary School’s Art Show…
Me: Why isn’t Sophia in this thing?
Momma Sue: They’re only allowed to make it in once.
Me: Oh, is that some “everybody’s a winner crap?”
Momma Sue: Yup.
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NotesMe: Don’t forget about your bread.
Momma Sue: What bread?
Me: The banana bread. In the oven.
Momma Sue: Oh…I didn’t.
Me: Um, you kinda did.
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Momma Sue recalling our dinner last week.
Momma Sue: Michelle, you had a beer…I had a bottle of wine.
Bahaha. Yeah ya did.
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Gave my mom one of these during spinning the other night.
She thought I was cheering her on.
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Momma Sue: I wonder what Keri’s doing. We should call her at work.
Me: Um, I’m guessing she’s probably working.
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NotesFamily breakfast times.
Aunt Elaine: How are you doing Shell?
Momma Sue: She’s depressed.
Me: What?! I am not.
Momma Sue: You look depressed.
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Notes Poppa Greg’s Words of Wisdom:“Have fun this weekend. But don’t get too drunk. You know…keep your shit together. “
Bahaha. Thanks Greg. I’ll try.
